Throwback

Posted in Random, Throwback, life with tags , , on July 23, 2008 by durtymo

I am literally in tears looking at these! CTFU!!

Junior Prom May ‘91. I’d just had my son in January *sigh* And yes, this is my baby daddy! Told y’all I looked like a grown ass woman at 16!

Senior Prom May ‘92. Seriously! WTF was up with my hair and those nails?

Y’all ain’t ready! *weak* I was a star’rah in my custom made dress.

Monday Afternoon Rant

Posted in Open Letter, Random, Stupid Folk with tags , , , on July 21, 2008 by durtymo

All I wanted to do was get home becuz it’s hot as hell and I just didn’t feel like it. My luck [of course] to get in the car with this posted up in the front seat.

Soon as his big azz closed his eyes [look at all that fat round bout his neck..*ick*] he was snoring like a wounded bear. Ruined my entire ride home. I had to text my homegirl and tell her to pray my strength in the Lord cuz I was fitna catch a case. It took everything in me [and I do mean everything] not to stab him in his dayum jugular [i was prepared to go through ten layers of fat if need be. I am gangsta]. UGH! I so hated everything about him.

This is the dark side of slugging. I welcome you.

P.R. Pics

Posted in Travelin with tags , , on July 18, 2008 by durtymo

The beautiful scenery from the hotel *sigh*

I was mad ‘cuz I was fitna leave. BOOOO!

more beautiful scenery

Me sippin on some siiizzzuuurrpppp!

That dayum sun won’t no joke. I was squinting with shades on. Dang!

I love the look and feel of Old San Juan….I wanna go back!

That’s all I got folks. All the other pics are variations of these! Nothing but sun, water and old azz buildings! Loved.It!

Have a fantastic weekend! Holler!

I need another vacay…

Posted in Travelin, vacation with tags , , on July 17, 2008 by durtymo

to recoup from this vacay…dang!

Hello everyone!! I’m bizackkk! I had such a lovely time in Puerto Rico although it rained most of Tuesday and Wednesday morning *sigh*. Never the less, I enjoyed every last second of it. I didn’t do the “touristy” stuff. Did I really wanna see old buildings and crap? Umm Nope! I wanted to SHOP SHOP and MORE SHOP and that’s exactly what I did!

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! It was grand!!!

Holla atcha girl!

P.S. AJ, you’re gonna love it! The people are friendly and outgoing and the weather is fantasticooo!!!

Vacay Baby!

Posted in Travelin with tags , , on July 11, 2008 by durtymo

I’m going on a much needed vacay for my birthday [YAYYYY ME!!!!]

I’ll be back some time next week.

Holla atcha girl….

I See Dead People…

Posted in Random with tags , on July 8, 2008 by durtymo

*blank stare*

Syke..I’m playing although I’d give Ms. Cleo a run for her dayum money! Ok so y’all read what I wrote yesterday, right? How bout today…in the paper… horoscope section..this..is..what..it..said…

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You’ll gain great strength through family ties - provided, of course, that you do not turn your back on those who are reaching out to you.

Hot.Dayum.

Read that again please and tell me it’s NOT the exact same thing I was hollering yesterday. *shew* I’m not big on the whole horoscope thang cuz most of it be bullshit but this here got me thinking…

P.S. Do not, I repeat, do not email me, text me, call me asking for lotto numbers. Greed is a sin.

Holla

How Do You Cope?

Posted in Open Letter, life with tags , , on July 6, 2008 by durtymo

How do you deal with potential life tragedies/crisis that directly or indirectly affect you? How do you react to bad news? Do you shut down? Do you keep your love ones and/or friends at bay? Do you talk about it? What do you say? Do you cry? Do you go into complete denial as if nothing happened? Would you rather go through stuff alone?

Or do you take time to recognized that God is good, life is short and this is the only one you have? Do you go and spend time with people who’d miss you most if the worst ever happened (God forbid)? What would you do?

We can never say what we’d do given any situation but please do me a favor, be mindful of how you treat the people who love you before you decide to shut them out. I’m just saying…

I Got Shat To Say..

Posted in Open Letter, Random, Stupid Folk with tags , on June 27, 2008 by durtymo

Ok so I’ve been heavily encouraged (overstatement) to create a blog that will only deal with the foolishness I find on the net.

So… with that said.. head on over to…

You Know You Dead Azz Wrong

Don’t forget to bookmark me!

Happy Friday Lovelies!

Random as hell…

Posted in Random with tags , , on June 25, 2008 by durtymo

I really don’t have much to talk about so this here gone be real random…

  • I can’t wait to see Wan.ted (comes out on Friday). I don’t care what ya’ll say bout Angel.ina Jol.ie, that bytch is intriguing as hell. How gangsta is she to steal Brad from Jenn and force him to raise/have all them dayum kids? Love.it….
  • I’m a reality whore.  So You Think You Can Dance, Real World Hollywood, Big Brother (new season starts in July Yayyy!!!), so on and so on….
  • Is Serena and/or Venus gonna whoop ass at Wimbledon or what?
  • My birthday is coming FAST! Didn’t I JUST turn 33? Dayummit.  20 more days *sigh*  I’m accepting gifts…
  • Speaking of birthdays, I’ll be in Puerto Rico doing the whole celebrating thang.. Wooohooo can’t wait.
  • I use to like Cracker.Barrell, now..not so much. The food is crap.
  • I’m mad that B.E.T didn’t give a nod to Trey Songz. WTF? I mean he had one of the hottest records out…come on! I loved Neyo’s performance, da hell was Keyshia Cole doing? AND what was her sista Neffi wearing? *blank stare*  Chris Breezy & Rhi Rhi soooo cute and can Ashanti & Nelly go sit the fuk down? BOOO..

Ok that’s all I got.. oh yea..Usha really needs to stop. Ok that’s it..No wait. Did you see SWV? It’s ok that they were bigger versions of their former selves but what in da azz did they have on?? If you got lumps and bumps you do not and I repeat.. do NOT.. wear shiny material. Come on yo!! EnVogue old as dirt but them hoes are still FLY as hell. Ok I’m gone for real..

Durty

Tag..You’re It.. BOOOOOO

Posted in Random with tags , on June 19, 2008 by durtymo

Got tagged by the lovely Ms TiKi *viscious eye roll*  to participate in the following meme…

Here Go Da Rules:

1. Put Your itunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Desire - Chrisette Michelle [LOL..huh?]

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
So What - Danity Kane [Ohmigod.. this is perfect cuz I swear I have an I don't care, don't fuk with me personality..sweet]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Never Again - Kelly Clarkson [one night stands?..I can't]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Street Money - Rick Ross [HAHAHAHAHAHAH..I am sooo hood]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Suspicion - Van Hunt [Can't truss nobodyyyy..great]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Imagination - Jill Scott  [True cuz I am all artsy and stuff..]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Pleasure & Pain - 112 [hahah ENUFF SAID!]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Same thing (interlude) - Keyshia Cole [ok I'm clueless on that one]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Got to Get my Heart Back - Keyshia Cole [ seriously?? But I don't want it back.. ugh]

WHAT IS 2+2?
Medley (Breathe) - Byron Cage [dis here is gospel so yep...]

*halleluyer dance*

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Surprise - Gnarls Barkley [not really lol.. she is just as boring as I am so..not surprises there LOL]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Golden - Chrisette Michelle [*hand on chest*..how appropriate is this!?!]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
If I have it My way - Christette Michelle [ok so I love her but umm can we get more randomness goin dayum.. but I always say if there were more MEs in the world.. *sigh*]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Officially Missing You - Tamia  [Umm OK]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Come September - Nora Jones [awww ..*sigh*]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Every Part of Me - Latoya London [Hahahah cuz I sho do look like my momma so...]
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Ooooo - Trey Songz [I'm feeling that cuz I'm feeling Trey Songz.. yessuhh]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Ride for you - Danity Kane [WOW]

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Now & Later - Chris Brown [Sex feen? Yep] LOL!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Falling for you - Tamia [*gasp* Say what? Who I'm falling for????? *lookin round* and why is it a secret???]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake [Well! Which one of my friends scheming on me??? Uh huh..]

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Ordinary Superstar - Dainelle McKee [YES.I.AM]